WARNING -- BLASPHEMY ALERT!!! If you think this might offend you, it probably will.
A is for Atheist.
That's what I am.
So please do not send me
Your religious spam.
I trust what is proven,
Things scientists show,
Not “heaven” above us
Or “hell” down below.
No book only proven
Within its own pages
No evidence needed
Just myths from past ages.
And if in the end
I am wrong, which I doubt,
You go to your heaven
And please leave me out.
For endlessly praising
Some self-centered god.
Sounds terribly boring
And quite smacks of fraud.
For why would a deity
So desperately need
Millions of people
His ego to feed?
So pray me no prayers
And leave me no tracts.
Just treat me as equal,
And show me true facts.
